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Oct 13, 2022

In this episode Em, Zandra, Monacht, and Gino (in a strictly production role) provide The Definitive Final Fantasy Thirst Trap Rankings! This episode takes us from the ladies of Stranger of Paradise to Final Fantasy IX! Find out where your fave ended up in this Definitive List!

Here is the list we considered:

Benedikta, Lunafreya, Cindy, Aranea, Drusilla, Y’shtola, Moenbryda, Ysayle, Ameliance, Fordola, Venat, Yotsuyu, Lightning, Fang, Vanille, Serah, Jihl, Shiva, Fran, Ashe, Shantotto, Yuna, Paine, Leblanc, Lulu, Dona, Beatrix, Freya, Lani, Ultimecia, Edea, Rinoa, Quistis, Cloud, Tifa, Aerith, Yuffie, Jenova, Jessie, Scarlet, Celes, Terra, Faris, Rouge, Rydia, Rosa, Agrias, Arecia, Neon, and Sophia

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